Everybody’s An Expert


Everybody’s an expert.
Go to a surgeon,
he’ll tell you to have surgery.
Go to a hairdresser,
she’ll tell you to get a haircut.
Go to a bankruptcy attorney,
he’ll tell you to file.
Go to a priest,
he’ll tell you to confess.


If you ask me,
I’d say
announce your arrival;
then have a pint of beer
and get over yourself.

2 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. SUE

    Love it.

    September 1st, 2011

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